Cuando los bots atacan

La mayoría de vosotros recordará que, a través de los mensajes en cadena (messenger) me agregó una puta que se ofrecía a desnudarse por webcam a cambio de 2€ (por supuesto, fue despedida xD).

 Pues bien, hace relativamente pronto (este mismo mediodía) me agregó a través tambien del spam característico del hotmail... con tronchantes consecuencias (copy & paste de la conversación):

[Comienza la conversación a las 05/05/10 14:42:43]

[05/05/10 14:42:43 ] Pableroide : hola?

[05/05/10 14:42:53 ] DalilaBonasera0836@hotmail.com : Yay someone to talk to :-) !! how are u?   I found your name in the msn online members search :)

[05/05/10 14:43:03 ] Pableroide : ajá

[05/05/10 14:43:06 ] Pableroide : asi que hablas inglés

[05/05/10 14:43:13 ] Pableroide : y tienes una pinta a bot que tira de espaldas xD

[05/05/10 14:43:14 ] DalilaBonasera0836@hotmail.com : my roomates just stepped out I only have a little while alone... ;-)  are u alone too?  we should cam2cam ;)

[05/05/10 14:43:25 ] Pableroide : interesante

[05/05/10 14:43:34 ] DalilaBonasera0836@hotmail.com : K here's the link to my cam it's http://www.webcaminvitation.com/xm go there and you should see me, just click the join free tab on top of the page, I use this site cause you can't record it like on here -- my dad would kill me if he found out I was doing this kinky stuff on his computer lol

[05/05/10 14:43:36 ] Pableroide : asi que un bot quiere desnudarse via msn?

[05/05/10 14:43:46 ] DalilaBonasera0836@hotmail.com : bot? like a robot? lol

[05/05/10 14:44:14 ] Pableroide : yeah, you're a fucking bot

[05/05/10 14:44:19 ] Pableroide : and you know it xD

[05/05/10 14:44:25 ] DalilaBonasera0836@hotmail.com : no im not, if you dont wanna talk to me then i can leave

[05/05/10 14:44:36 ] Pableroide : no?

[05/05/10 14:44:37 ] Pableroide : ok

[05/05/10 14:44:45 ] Pableroide : A N S W E R  M E

[05/05/10 14:44:47 ] DalilaBonasera0836@hotmail.com : LOL aw you're cute.. well can u see my cam it was giving me trouble earlier but it looks ok now? oh I hope u dont mind chatting with a kinky girl!

[05/05/10 14:45:00 ] Pableroide : W H A T ' S  Y O U R  NA ME?

[05/05/10 14:45:11 ] DalilaBonasera0836@hotmail.com : yeah i'm horny lolz! u? Wait you're not a stalker are u?? LOL

[05/05/10 14:45:32 ] Pableroide : mmm

[05/05/10 14:45:37 ] Pableroide : how are you?

[05/05/10 14:45:43 ] DalilaBonasera0836@hotmail.com : Mhhm u never know lol I have to make sure! babe u sound confident I like that .. maybe we can trade phone numbers after we chat on cam ?  I'd love to...

[05/05/10 14:46:44 ] Pableroide : so, you are horny?

[05/05/10 14:46:53 ] DalilaBonasera0836@hotmail.com : holy shit im wet right now, i got some toys...plz watch me play? I like when guys tell me what to do.. 

[05/05/10 14:47:18 ] Pableroide : ok, let's play world of warcraft!

[05/05/10 14:47:27 ] DalilaBonasera0836@hotmail.com : :)....nice well u can also just watch me if u want....it's up to u ;)  oh babe what's your favorite color?

[05/05/10 14:47:40 ] Pableroide : black

[05/05/10 14:47:41 ] Pableroide : why?

[05/05/10 14:47:50 ] DalilaBonasera0836@hotmail.com : ok, I got the perfect little black panties for ya, ur gunna love these ..hehe

[05/05/10 14:48:28 ] Pableroide : ok

[05/05/10 14:48:32 ] Pableroide : we'll talk later

[05/05/10 14:48:36 ] Pableroide : i'm leaving

[05/05/10 14:48:37 ] Pableroide : bye!

[05/05/10 14:48:37 ] DalilaBonasera0836@hotmail.com : make sure u fill out your correct b-day k? cause they won't let u in if you can't verify age ;-)  I had to use my debit card to verify age but they don't charge, it's just to make sure you're not a kid :)

[05/05/10 14:48:49 ] DalilaBonasera0836@hotmail.com : Well if you must leave... tell ya what if ya want to see me later on my cam goto http://www.webcaminvitation.com/gy just accept my cam invite..  Its Fast Easy and Free!  I'll prolly be online for the rest of the day so you can go and see me on my cam.  Take care

[05/05/10 14:49:48 ] Pableroide : i'm back

[05/05/10 14:49:59 ] DalilaBonasera0836@hotmail.com : I'm gonna turn off Messenger so my cam doesn't run slow....plus I really want u to watch me, I'm getting so turned on it's driving me crazy ;-)

[05/05/10 14:51:27 ] Pableroide : i'm gonna delete your messenger

[05/05/10 14:51:37 ] DalilaBonasera0836@hotmail.com : are u in babe??  Let me know when you see me, I'll be in my cam chat, we'll keep talking in there ;-)  I just put on those panties for u ! hurry up ! if u need the link again it's http://www.webcaminvitation.com/4x , I'm in my private chat so if u see another cam just login and let me know when you're in, I'll guide you to my cam room :)

[05/05/10 14:53:03 ] Pableroide : horny alredy?

[05/05/10 14:53:14 ] DalilaBonasera0836@hotmail.com : gosh im wet, don't be shy babe...get in my cam chat and watch me play a lil ..i love being watched hehe

[05/05/10 14:53:30 ] Pableroide : wet?

[05/05/10 14:53:33 ] DalilaBonasera0836@hotmail.com : k

[05/05/10 14:53:44 ] Pableroide : wet

 Después de todo esto... solo puedo preguntarme una cosa:

 ¿Atraigo a las "mujeres de vida alegre"?

 ¿Seré atractivo para las inteligencias artificiales?

 ¿A quien cojones se le ocurre programar un bot que sirva para hacerse la zorra?

 ¿Estoy hecho de platanos?

Todas estas preguntas y muchas más quedarán resueltas en vuestros comentarios... ¡Que se note que he actualizado!

PD: Si, voy a ir a ver a Maiden... I have the ticket of destiny!

PD2: Ya tengo ubuntu 10.04... y despues de probarlo debo decir: ¡Que le follen a windows 7!

PD3: Voy a crear un club de antifans de Néstor... como lo odio...

PD4: En serio, me perturba el sueño no saber si estoy hecho de platanos xD